Do U hav a grlfrnd???

The title of this post is a question that pops out every time i meet any of my old acquaintance in recent times.I'm pretty undecided as to i love or hate the question because obviously with this question comes up the usual talk about girls which is a pretty easy topic to spend hours on for the young junta like us and diverts our mind from any serious thoughts that could have else become the topic of the discussion(lyk career,education,percentages nd all) and things carry on in a lighter vein but at the same time does this question really carries some importance?Well,I would say no.......not for the junta i know of ....for whom this has the most significant effect bring changing the status in orkut account from single to committed and flaunting about the coziness in their friend's circle.
In reality , I feel that the relationship and the very divines of it should restrain the individual to keep it as the most secret element rather than the opposite of it. I always feel that flaunting your girlfriend on ur desktop wallpaper and orkut galleries (for reviews and comments from ur near and dear ones) keeps out the real fun of your truly being into d very thing.Although this comment of mine will bring more of 'brickbats' rather than 'pats' from my friends but still I have decided to go on with the flow of my mind than being forced to go with the flow of ppl 'motivating my mind' . So, no "HARD FEELINGS" junta..... Through this post i would also like to wish all my friends who r in a relationship for the best of it.....and as i write this blog i find that a blog has more to do with comments because then only one can be aware of people's mind and the synchronization of it with the writer....Carrying on with the topic i feel that this question is very haunting at the same time for lotsa guys who fear that if thy reply it with a NO they can be an element of a mockery and they either safely avoid the question(by diverting the topic with their maximum efforts) or make some stupid theories.My heart goes out to all such fellas and i can just help u with this answer "STOP ASKING STUPID QUESTIONS"...... this topic of the post will be continued later when i'll come up with few more theories as i have run short of them now......GROANS invited.........